Do you remember the PC games "Theme Park," or Rollercoaster Tycoon? You could spend hours in the pre-mobile phone era, building the best theme parks that had almost infinite long and super crazy roller coasters. Well, that's what's being a Not Yet Dad can entail. Being on one of those endless roller coasters. This article gives people that want to understand how bumpy this ride can be a small peak into the life of a Not Yet Dad.